What up Ninjas? Well thank you once again for another awesome and fun Morton Family Christmas. It was a blast despite Angel and Johnita's attempts to ruin it. Just kidding. Angel we are all extremely excited about little Molly Ann. Congratulations, that is awesome. Johnita, we are sorry about your appendix and are very glad that you still have an appendix present in your body because that means the baby is doing good. Good Luck with things. I do appreciate the good times we have together as a family even if I am a little bit of a trouble maker at these things. I also am glad that Charlie and Sheila are such big gaming nerds, because I love playing games. I know a complain a little if the game lasts all night, and when Sheila does not explain all the rules so that she has and advantage, but I truly do like playing these games. So we pretty much have the awesomest family this side of the Mason Dixon. I would also like to congratulate Ross, not just on winning the family over-unders, but by absolutely demolishing everybody else. With that said here is a new list of questions for 2013. I am going to keep going with the baby questions because now everybody but Dad, Ross, and Ruby are in the baby game.
1. There were three new babies born to the Morton family in 2012. Including Johnitas will there be over or under 2.5 born in 2013?
2. Besides Johnita and Colin who will be the next couple to have a baby?
3. What will be the total combined length of all babies born into the family in 2013?
4. Who will have a better Grade Point Average, the Students taught by Sheila, Johnita, and Angel, Or all the grandkids that attend school?
5. In 2012 several families traveled great distances for vacations, Tennessee, Oregon etc. Will there be over or under 5.5 Families that travel out of the state they are living in for vacation? Dad and Ruby count as seperate families.
6. Our family is notorious for running late to importan events. In fact several of the baptisms and baby blessings were cut close by several siblings. With 1 upcoming baptism, Abby, in 2013 will there be over or under 3.5 of the siblings that miss the opening prayer?
7. How many new vehicles will be purchased in 2013?
Here are some which will happen first questions. I will give you two options, and you choose who you think will be first to accomplish their feat.
8. Will Sheila win a board game at a convention? Or Will Sean win a city league Soft ball Game?
9. Will Ross start and finish a book? Or Will Ruby Start and Finish a play?
10. Will Carl and Jennie have a Baby? Or Will Angel and Waynes Baby learn to walk?
11. Will Johnita and Colin have their Baby? Or Will Clint pass his Infrastructure Inspector Test?
12. The past few years during the family Christmas party it seems that somebody spends some time in the hospital. Jessie with her leg infection, Lexi getting Nurse Maids Elbow, Johnita with her absessed tooth and her appendix, Angel with her party crashing Baby? Will there be somebody that spends time in the hospital for the 2013 Christmas party and Why? Creativity receives extra points.
Clints Answers
ReplyDelete1. Over
2. Sheila and Charlie
3. 80 Inches
4. The Genius Grandkids of course
5. Under
6. Over
7. 3
8. Sean
9. Ross
10. Angel and Waynes
11. Johnita and Colin
12. Yes! Macy will have mastered the Unicycle, and Clint will have mastered the tight rope. Macy will challenge Clint to a game of chicken. She riding her Unicycle across the tight rope and Clint doing an Irish Jig across the tight rope. Both will fall However, Ross being the loving father and brother will try to catch them and have to go to the Emergency room for several broken bones and get the uncycle surgically removed from his hiny! Clint and Macy will be absolutely fine.
Charlie's answers
ReplyDelete1. Under but I hope it is over
2. Carl and Jenny
3. 38.5
4. Johnita and Angel
5. over
6. over
7. by new I hope you mean new to that family - 2
8. Sheila
9. Neither will finish one in 2013 but I will say Ruby, if I have to pick one
10. Carl and Jenny
11. Johnita and Colin
12. Yes! At the annual sledding event, someone will bring up the "we went the farest 3 yrs ago" and Sheila will finally lose total control and punch Carl in the arm, even though he was not the one that brought it up. As he is falling, he will knock down several more family members. This will cause a chain reaction of kids and siblings and in-laws falling and knocking others down. With everyone on the ground Sheila will realize that Lincoln, Mollyann, and Johnita's baby are in a sled tettering on the edge of the hill. As she runs to catch them she will step on Abby and Heidi and break Abby's left wrist and Heidi's right hand. Sheila will then knock the sled loose and the kids will set the record for longest distance in 2013. Heidi and Abby will miss the party but be fine.
1. over
ReplyDelete2. Carl and Jenny
3. 59.5"
4. Grandkids, does Colin get counted with the grandkids since he's still in school?
5. over
6. over
7. 2
8. Sheila
9. Ruby
10. Wayne and Angel
11. Clint
12. Yes, Wayne will show up bringing with him an extremely contagious strand of flu, that will be accompanied by such high temperatures that pretty much all of us will have to visit the hospital for one family member or another. It will be still be pretty cool, because we'll just replace the sledding contest for a hallway wheelchair competition, and several of the nurses will turn out to be board game enthusiasts and provide special hospital treats for game winners.